Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dear Next Boyfriend (The Musical)


DNB,

(sung in an incredibly high falsetto, whilst tap dancing and waving my arms all around, in what seems to be a poor attempt to indicate flight/a fancy dress spinning/ a drunk hobo reaching to embrace you):

"So far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
Doesn't help to know you're just time away

Long ago I reached for you and there you stood
Holding you again could only do me good
Oh, how I wish I could
But you're so far away

One more song about moving along the highway
Can't say much of anything that's new
If I could only work this life out my way
I'd rather spend it being close to you

But you're so far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
Doesn't help to know you're so far away

Traveling around sure gets me down and lonely
Nothing else to do but close my mind
I sure hope the road don't come to own me
There's so many dreams I've yet to find

But you're so far away
Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore
It would be so fine to see your face at my door
Doesn't help to know you're so far away".

yeah.

This is the kind of shit you're going to have to deal with on a daily basis.

Love,
Tori

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